Donald Trump: “I do not believe the people will stand for it.”

The Great Dana White, a violent Fighter and Warrior, has been offered the job of Press Secretary of the United States.

I JUST WASN’T ON THE BALLOT. IF I WERE, WE WOULD HAVE WON IN A LANDSLIDE!

I am ordering the justice department immediately to look into Democrats whom I say are threatening people in my administration with impeachment.

I want to thank her for her service as Chief of Staff. She has done a great job!