Political Quotes

ALASKA: Be careful, VOTE FOR THE REAL DAN SULLIVAN TODAY. Through me, he’s brought HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS OF DOLLARS BACK TO YOUR STATE. The Dumocrats know how good he is and have put up an imposter of the same name. Vote for the “INCUMBENT…

They're good poker players, but they're dying.

No, I don't think they behaved very well, but we'd handle them very easily, just like we do other things.

Maybe lifeguards don't get the credit they deserve.