Donald Trump: “Today I opened a major Apple Manufacturing plant in Texas that will bring high paying jobs back to America. Today Nancy…”

I don’t mind guardrails.

Please pretend I’m on the ballot. Because in a way, I am on the ballot.

That I made America great again.

Together, we will defend our Constitution, which protects our freedoms; uphold the dignity of every individual; strengthen the free market, which has made us the most prosperous country ever to exist; and ensure that the promise of America…