Donald Trump: “I have the official duty to determine, and I have determined, that last year’s turkey pardons are totally invalid”

I said I looked at his ass and I’ve never done that with a man before. It’s true. Off the record, women, yes. Men, no. OK? By the way, I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before: Nicki Minaj. That. That’s hard to miss. That’s, stand…

Looked like another rigged election, frankly

We love Nicki. She’s been with us for a long time.

I’m right now breaking another Hoax—That AI is going to take over, consume, and destroy the World, and that Robots will be marching into our Cities, and getting rid of us all!