Donald Trump: “No way this could have happened. Rigged Election!”

We’re richer now. We don’t have inflation.

I started examining his body, because I didn’t know he was a great athlete. And I looked, and I watched up and down. I looked at his ass, and I looked at the whole, and then I looked at his hands. Look at his hands — he’s got these like…

We don't want to see a jihadist senator.

At least let him use the name Sen. Dan Sullivan, as opposed to incumbent, because a lot of people don’t know what the incumbent means.