Donald Trump: “We're going to make America great again. That is the key.”

The answer is no. I want to be honest, no.

Probably. Not necessarily.

Together, we will defend our Constitution, which protects our freedoms; uphold the dignity of every individual; strengthen the free market, which has made us the most prosperous country ever to exist; and ensure that the promise of America…

Please pretend I’m on the ballot. Because in a way, I am on the ballot.