Political Quotes

You don’t get that when you listen to your fake station, but you don’t know, you don’t know anything.

We have to do it right. Elections take care of themselves.

Dylan Mulvaney cost Bud Light $35 billion in market cap. That was the worst commercial ever made, by the way, for those few people who wanna hear that, most people don’t care, but I would, I wouldn’t wanna hire Dylan anytime soon.

Our voters will be extremely happy — And even impressed.