Donald Trump: “But we’re not going to allow Russia or China to occupy Greenland, and that’s what’s going to happen if we don’t.”

I’m right now breaking another Hoax—That AI is going to take over, consume, and destroy the World, and that Robots will be marching into our Cities, and getting rid of us all!

Nobody’s ever campaigned like I have for midterms

I’m also going to be issuing a $1m bonus or reward, or whatever you want to call it, for anybody that reports voter fraud, leading to the arrest and conviction of somebody.

We love Nicki. She’s been with us for a long time.