Donald Trump: “I’d like to be pope. That would be my No. 1 choice.”

Somebody else called me, they say, ‘It’s an occupation.’ It is, virtually, an occupation.

It’s a symbol of our country, and the greatness of our country. So I’ll sign that, and I think in theory that should end that problem.

PSA: TRUMP IS STILL YOUR PRESIDENT

I would prefer not to destroy what is left of the country, if possible, but I may have to do so. You will know very soon.