Donald Trump: “The deal's all signed.”

At least let him use the name Sen. Dan Sullivan, as opposed to incumbent, because a lot of people don’t know what the incumbent means.

By the way, I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before – Nicki Minaj.

I said: I looked at his ass, and I’ve never done that with a man before. It’s true. Off the record, women yes, men no, OK.

I'm not supposed to be endorsing people. As long as it works, it's OK with me.