Political Quotes

Two weeks ago, a 12-year-old boy named Jacob Freytes — You read about this one? — was tragically shot and killed by a stray bullet fired by a repeat offender in a gun battle.

Under Bruce, think of this: Nassau County has been rated the No. 1 safest county in the United States of America — that’s not bad.

Pretty soon I’ll be declaring the Hormuz strait a territory of the United States.

After we finish defeating Iran, which is being very badly defeated, pretty soon I'll be declaring the Hormuz Strait a territory of the United States.