Political Quotes

If you really look at it, they're all saying the same thing.

Two weeks ago, a 12-year-old boy named Jacob Freytes — You read about this one? — was tragically shot and killed by a stray bullet fired by a repeat offender in a gun battle.

I said, ‘Please don’t be too nice.’

Pretty soon I’ll be declaring the Hormuz strait a territory of the United States.