Donald Trump actually said...

Dopey Sugar @Lord_Sugar You should thank me for having created the platform on which you became known--The Apprentice. Say Thank you Donald

The lunatics in Congress banned the word ‘lunatic’ from Congress last week http://t.co/YvjkqKe2 Busy doing the peoples’ work!

Dopey @Lord_Sugar I'm worth $8 billion and you're worth peanuts...without my show nobody would even know who you are.

I just retained Sir Nick Faldo to be the architect of the Red Course at Doral--he will do a tremendous job! @NickFaldo006