Donald Trump: “Without the United States, there would be no Israel.”

I started examining his body, because I didn’t know he was a great athlete. And I looked, and I watched up and down. I looked at his ass, and I looked at the whole, and then I looked at his hands. Look at his hands — he’s got these like…

By the way, I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before – Nicki Minaj.

At least let him use the name Sen. Dan Sullivan, as opposed to incumbent, because a lot of people don’t know what the incumbent means.

I'm not supposed to be endorsing people. As long as it works, it's OK with me.