Eleanor Norton actually said...

"If the Park Police don't keep control of guns then, of course, in no small measure this city may be the first to feel the effects of it."

"I am saying it sounds to me as though no one ever invented one."

"I want to thank the Park Police for what looks to be a quick capture of the person who may have been, is alleged to have been defacing monuments."

"I don't believe you are dishonest and I don't believe that you are political."