Political Quotes

No, seriously. It’s embarrassing. We’re supposed to be the party that is against campaigning from the basement.

F – – – you, first of all!

Bless my colleagues' hearts on the other side of the aisle for using married women as a gotcha for voting. I have never had to bring my birth certificate to prove that I was a registered voter. I have an ID that has a different name than…

I mean, sure, take care of yourself, get healthy, but who gets to take four months off of work because they’re sad.