John McCain actually said...

"Senator Obama says that he wanted to spread your wealth around. All he had to do to say to Joe the Plumber and millions of small businesspeople around this country, I won't raise your taxes, but he co..."

"It is now on the verge of maybe perpetrating one of the greatest frauds in voter history in this country maybe destroying the fabric of democracy"

"Events are moving fast in my campaign. And, yes, it's true that, this morning, I have dismissed my entire team of senior advisors. All of their positions will now be held by a man named Joe the Plumbe..."

"Thank you for the bus tour."