John McCain actually said...

"Now I'd like to give you a little straight talk, my friends; a little straight talk. Florida is a battleground state. We got to win it. We have less than two weeks, 12 days. Who's counting?"

"You know, he is a man of profound personal courage, and the suffering and service he gave this country ought to be honored in particular by Democrats like me. Why not go out with some class and some d..."

"Why not talk about calling us to be something greater than ourselves rather than -- you know, they started out attacking Barack on sex education. Remember that one? Like he was some kind of a pervert ..."

"We shouldn't be taxing our small businesses more, as Senator Obama wants to do. We need to be helping them expand their businesses and create jobs."