John McCain actually said...

"And I have fought corruption, and it didn't matter if it was Democrats or Republican, and so has Sarah Palin."

"We will work for you, and we will put our country first, and that's what this campaign is all about, change and reform -- change and reform."

"Your position is that you believe there's an exemption for rape, incest and life of the mother, but you want the platform that you're supposed to be leading to have no exceptions?"

"I can bring home the bacon and fry up Obama in a pan."