John McCain actually said...

"I believe that if this is a fair and open contest, and I have every confidence it will be, that we should support the nominee of our party if we are Republicans."

"Americans lost trust in their government. They're looking for leadership, a leader with the judgment and experience to keep us safe."

"You mean the little guy that said that I was suffering from Alzheimer's? He was a little jerk."

"A high schooler asked whether he can live long enough to serve as president."