John McCain actually said...

"Everybody knows that, that I had a conversation. There's no living American in Washington that knows that. There's no one."

"I'm a conservative Republican."

"John McCain relives his youth and surprises the incumbent president by concealing a joy buzzer in his palm."

"I intend to have as much possible campaigning events and together as in keeping with the president's heavy schedule. And I look forward to that opportunity."