John McCain actually said...

"Do we have your name? Give more money -- give more money or hire someone to start your car in the morning."

"Still the same candidate I was. A little bit older. But still the same candidate. We're still having fun. Still on the bus. Still having the town hall meetings in the same way that we were before. And..."

"There are some small glimmers of success already. Let's give it a chance, give this great general and these young people a chance to succeed in Iraq."

"I am announcing that I will be a candidate for president of the United States."