John McCain actually said...

"The surge is working. The surge is working, sir. It is working."

"You mean the little guy that said that I was suffering from Alzheimer's? He was a little jerk."

"My opinion is that, when you plead guilty to a crime, then you shouldn't serve. I don't try to judge people. But, in this case, it's clear that it was disgraceful."

"No love today for Senator Larry Craig from fellow Republicans, colleagues Norm Coleman and John McCain calling for his resignation in the wake of the bathroom bust revelations."