John McCain actually said...

"If Barack Obama continues to have these problems with older voters, white working-class voters, well, then that could put Pennsylvania in the Republican column."

"We need to deal with the central facts of rising temperatures."

"With high gas prices, lower wages and soaring health care costs, Americans say their piece of the pie is shrinking. My friends, my wife just bought me four whole pies, and I'd be glad to share."

"Who do you want to answer the phone at 3 a.m. when you want pizza?"