John McCain actually said...

"If I'm elected president, I won't spend nearly a trillion dollars more of your money. Senator Obama will and he can't do that. And he can't do that without raising your taxes or digging us further int..."

"I will veto every single pork barrel earmark bill that comes across my desk, I will make them famous and you will know their names."

"Will we continue to lead the world's economies or will we be overtaken? Will the world become safer or more dangerous? Will our military remain the strongest in the world?"

"He's measuring the drapes and he gave his first address to the nation before the election."