John McCain actually said...

"We will work for you, and we will put our country first, and that's what this campaign is all about, change and reform -- change and reform."

"Your position is that you believe there's an exemption for rape, incest and life of the mother, but you want the platform that you're supposed to be leading to have no exceptions?"

"I can bring home the bacon and fry up Obama in a pan."

"Senator Obama was wrong about Iran. He was wrong about Iraq. He was wrong about Russia. He's wrong about America's national security challenges in the future, and he has no experience, and more import..."