Bill Clinton actually said...

"America and the world have benefited tremendously from the amazing advances we have seen with the Internet and computer technology."

"I'm glad to be back with Susie and Mark, and I'm glad to be here with all of you."

"I'm here for many reasons—and I'm not running for anything."

"I think it should be a time where the American people say the only way we can keep doing well is if we keep trying to do better."