Bill Clinton actually said...

"We're keeping IRS offices open longer during filing season, launching independent citizen advocacy panels to help taxpayers get relief."

"American citizens have every right to expect that they'll be treated with respect by a Government that works for them."

"I pledge to the American people that once again we'll act swiftly, guarding against abuse, punishing those who cross the line."

"John O'Leary, of Maine, to be Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary of the United States of America to the Republic of Chile."