Bill Clinton: “I transmit herewith a 6-month periodic report on the national emergency with respect to Iran that was declared in…”

I might not be around if I hadn't become a vegan. It's great.

You mean to tell me that the success of the program and my re-election hinges on the Federal Reserve and a bunch of fucking bond traders?

I think he can have some of these smaller events where he likes to be the explainer-in-chief.

It was too late for a primary.