Bill Clinton actually said...

"The Fifth of May offers all of us a chance to celebrate the cultural diversity that helps to make our nation great."

"Hillary and I are pleased to extend best wishes for a most memorable and enjoyable holiday."

"I am very proud that in 30 days all the young men behind me will be commissioned as second lieutenants in the United States Air Force."

"I determine that suspension of the application of section 564(a) of the Act to the following countries until May 1, 1996, is in the national interest of the United States."