Bill Clinton actually said...

The Department of the Interior shall, on a reimbursable basis, provide such administrative services for the Council as may be required.

Good ones.

I hereby delegate to the Administrator of the Agency for International Development (AID) the functions vested in me by section 9 of that Act...

Let's capture the spirit of our mighty Midwesterners, who for 2 weeks have refused to relinquish their dreams in the face of this terrible f...