Bill Clinton actually said...

"It's now possible to get help with doctor bills, medicines, and hospital care for your children."

"The agreement by the Serb side to substantial autonomy for Kosovo also represents an important, but incomplete, recognition that only by allowing the people in Kosovo control over their day-to-day liv..."

"I think it is very important that we invest more money, as we have more children, and as we are going to have to replace a large number of teachers who will be retiring."

"Teachers must be as comfortable with a computer as they are with a chalkboard."