Bill Clinton actually said...

"Democratization, economic reform and observance of human rights are essential to Turkmenistan's future."

"The deficit used to have 11 zeros; now it will have no zeros."

"H.R. 1252 would give parties in civil cases the right to remove the judge to whom the case is originally assigned without reason."

"The United States recognizes the challenges facing Turkmenistan in assuring its national security and respects its neutrality."