Bill Clinton actually said...

"This plan is working, and we need to keep Sherrod and Eric and Lou in the Congress and elect Joel Hyatt to keep America's economy going."

"Thank you all for coming."

"To be Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary of the United States of America to the Republic of Yemen."

"I strongly condemn the senseless shootings today which abruptly ended the lives of two men and seriously wounded a third in Pensacola, Florida."