Bill Clinton actually said...

"I cannot in good conscience sign a bill that funds the operations of the Congress and the White House before funding our classrooms, fixing our schools, and protecting our workers."

"This crucial investment has provided the structure to assist people with developmental disabilities to pursue meaningful and productive lives."

"It's been a great 8 years, and I've got 11 weeks more, and I'm going to milk everything I can out of it for the American people."

"I don't support assisted suicide, but the people of Oregon did."