Bill Clinton: “I proposed my 'GI bill' for America's workers to reform our employment and training system for the 21st-century economy.”

You mean to tell me that the success of the program and my re-election hinges on the Federal Reserve and a bunch of fucking bond traders?

I really thought Hillary should be president.

The election will decide the next mayor of New York, and I urge you to vote for Andrew Cuomo.

I might not be around if I hadn't become a vegan. It's great.