Bill Clinton actually said...

"I think what we have up here is virtual unreality."

"To provide that the National Education Commission on Time and Learning shall terminate on September 30, 1994"

"Robert N. Chatigny, of Connecticut, to be U.S. District Judge for the District of Connecticut, vice Warren W. Eginton, retired."

"To designate the Federal building located on St. Croix, Virgin Islands, as the 'Almeric L. Christian Federal Building'"