Bill Clinton: “Large or small, our communities have never been built with bricks and mortar alone.”

The election will decide the next mayor of New York, and I urge you to vote for Andrew Cuomo.

We have worked to give the American people a smaller, less bureaucratic government in Washington. And we have to give the American people one that lives within its means.

You mean to tell me that the success of the program and my re-election hinges on the Federal Reserve and a bunch of fucking bond traders?

I might not be around if I hadn't become a vegan. It's great.