Bill Clinton actually said...

"We have to continue to lead the world for peace and freedom."

"We are all very fortunate tonight and no one can claim full credit for it."

"I want to just take a couple of minutes— you know, you're all here; you've made your contributions; you're warm; and you want to go home."

"Our agenda is we're going to have the first budget surplus in 30 years; let's don't spend it until we save Social Security."