Bill Clinton actually said...

"I continue to call upon the Federal Communications Commission to act to provide free or discounted airtime to candidates."

"Just as the need for change has not gone away, campaign finance reform will not go away."

"This has been very interesting to me, and it's a wonderful reaffirmation of the citizenship of all of you."

"I hereby determine that it is in the vital national interests of the United States to certify the following major illicit drug producing and/or major illicit drug transit countries:"