Bill Clinton actually said...

"By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, including the National Marine Sanctuaries Act."

"I do proclaim that there are hereby set apart and reserved as the Kasha-Katuwe Tent Rocks National Monument."

"The Kingdom of Swaziland is designated as a beneficiary sub-Saharan African country."

"Our administration's tough child support enforcement efforts have been effective and are paying off for our children."