Bill Clinton actually said...

"I do hereby proclaim March 1993 as Irish-American Heritage Month."

"People with diabetes who have their eyes examined through dilated pupils at least once a year take a responsible preventive measure in protecting their vision."

"This investment program includes a bold new initiative to ensure that every worker has the training to get a good job in the new economy."

"I have no reason to question this statement by Mr. Gerson or his explicit assurance that political considerations played no role in his decision."