Bill Clinton actually said...

"If our country and our world had more people like Henry Oren Grisham, how much better it would be, how many more children would have a happy childhood, how much more peace and harmony there would be."

"I transmit herewith the Annual Report of the Corporation for Public Broadcasting for Fiscal Year 1996 and the Inventory of the Federal Funds Distributed to Public Telecommunications Entities by Federa..."

"And he smiled, and he said, 'You know, it is. But when I married her, I signed on for the whole load, and most of it's been pretty good.'"

"We humans are changing the global climate."