Bill Clinton actually said...

"Let me thank the turkey farmers in Ohio, in my native State of Arkansas, and throughout the country for the fine job that they do all year long."

"I am going to keep at least one turkey off of the Thanksgiving dinner table by giving a pardon to a turkey from Ohio."

"The tax treaty we are about to sign brings to a close 15 years of negotiations and opens a new era of trade and investment between Thailand and the United States."

"It is within our grasp to virtually eradicate pediatric HIV disease by the end of this century."