Bill Clinton: “I have decided this evening to approve the Department of Defense appropriations bill.”

You mean to tell me that the success of the program and my re-election hinges on the Federal Reserve and a bunch of fucking bond traders?

Kamala Harris confronts an interesting dilemma. We're going to walk out of here feeling pretty good. I think we've got energy. We are happy.

I might not be around if I hadn't become a vegan. It's great.

The election will decide the next mayor of New York, and I urge you to vote for Andrew Cuomo.