Bill Clinton actually said...

"I am grateful that she has agreed to take on one more assignment."

"I hereby report that I have exercised my statutory authority to declare a national emergency in response to the unusual and extraordinary threat posed to the foreign policy of the United States by Sie..."

"The successes of the American Heritage Rivers initiative are a tribute to the efforts of thousands of citizens all across America."

"The people of Sierra Leone have suffered the ravages of a brutal civil war for nearly a decade."