Bill Clinton actually said...

"Today I embark on a mission inspired by a dream of peace."

"It is appropriate that we have finally reformed the way Government treats consumers and these supplements in a way that encourages good health."

"I sign this legislation with the understanding that convictions for crimes included in the existing law will be governed by the current effective date provisions."

"Any transaction by any United States person that evades or avoids any of the prohibitions set forth in this order is prohibited."