Bill Clinton actually said...

"It represents our commitment to pay down our Federal debt in a way that best serves the interests of the taxpayers."

"I think it ought to be the birthright of every American."

"I think it's a mistake that there are elements in both parties of the Congress that seem to be afraid of continuing to expand trade."

"I do proclaim that there are hereby set apart and reserved as the Grand Canyon-Parashant National Monument."