Bill Clinton: “I'm fine, Coach. Congratulations on your season. Coach Darsch. Well, thank you. We met this past fall at Ohio State, and…”

“I'm fine, Coach. Congratulations on your season. Coach Darsch. Well, thank you. We met this past fall at Ohio State, and I'm glad to say that I've moved on, taken this team to the WNBA championships, and I'm jealous of you being on Martha's Vineyard, my home State.”