Bill Clinton actually said...

"I hereby determine that the extension for 1 year of the exercise of those authorities with respect to the applicable countries is in the national interest of the United States."

"If after 30 years of the Troubles, and roughly 800 as nearly as I can figure going back and forth and fighting, the Irish can be reconciled to themselves, and Ireland can come home to itself, then the..."

"I announced my intention to nominate Richard Danzig to be Secretary of the Navy."

"I have loved this, but you must be exhausted."